Monday, April 10, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

Now that the Masters champion has been crowned, green jacket slipped on and all the hoopla is over, it's time to get back to some good old fashioned, golf related non-sense.

Following is Davis Letterman's Top 10 List explaining why golf is better than sex:

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex...If your equipment gets old, you can replace it.

And all this time I thought I liked golf simply because it was fun, now I have all these other good reasons.

Golf Times


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