Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Laws Of Golf - Part I

Listed here are the indisputable Laws Of Golf, some are obvious but all are absolutely true:

  • Hazards attract; fairways repel
  • Aim for the bunker, you'll never hit it
  • If it ain't broke, try changing your grip
  • Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie
  • It rains only when you forget your umbrella
  • Two putts on a slick green are only the begining
  • Golf should be given up at least twice per month
  • If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint
  • It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50' putt when you lie 9
  • There is more to life than to break par, but not much more
  • Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot

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